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10.06.2025 01:19
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Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
Then came..
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
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